Monday, January 25, 2010

Dear Student,

Since you are clearly not very bright, allow me to offer some advice:
When you purchase a paper off the internet and turn it in as if you wrote it yourself, do not attempt to make it look like you wrote the paper by including a "reference page". I will check the reference(s) you list. When I discover that the reference listed therein is, in actuality, the site from which you purchased the paper, I will think you are the stupidest person on earth. And then, I will laugh at you. And show my husband what you did. And he will laugh at you. Then, I will blog about you and everyone I have ever known will laugh at you. Because that's the kind of teacher I am.

Sincerely,
Erin

4 comments:

Morgan Hagey said...

Snort. That's AWESOME!

BloggingBills said...

Right on! I agree. It's like when I say to a kid, "Why are you looking on $*&%^'s paper?" and the kid says, "I wasn't" and I say, "I saw you" and half the class says, "I saw you too" and the kid says "No I really wasn't" and we could go on forever, but I just crumple up the paper and toss it in the garbage.
MA

BloggingBills said...

ha ha ha! Your a jerk but it was necessary! It was great! That kid pretty much wins "retard of the year award!"
Josh

BloggingBills said...

But not terrible speller of the year award.
MA